For any CFUD fans. Request away any drabble or doodle. I'll try to respond in a timely fashion. Jokes about my speed will result in Ed-like "Who's so slow they move like LA traffic?!" ranting.
"-Because you disgust me in a way I can only describe as beyond the constraints of human understanding. You're a specimen of such stupidity the only reason you wouldn't be studied for scientific means is that you're completely worthless except to exist as anti-matter, destroying whatever braincells around you with your incompetence."
Excel blinked, soaking in the barrage of insults the diminutive Sohma male had thrown at her. A small noise caught in the back of her throat.
"You...you..."
Oh, now he had done it. Hiro winced inwardly. And after her promised Kisa to be nicer to stupid animals.
"Your abuse reminds me so much of Il Palazo! If you just had the rope I think I'd demand you take me right now!"
And with that Excel had pounced on her unsuspecting new interest and forcibly stuck her tongue in his mouth.
Hiro had to admit, if he was going to be eaten. At least this way was the lesser of two evils.
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Excel blinked, soaking in the barrage of insults the diminutive Sohma male had thrown at her. A small noise caught in the back of her throat.
"You...you..."
Oh, now he had done it. Hiro winced inwardly. And after her promised Kisa to be nicer to stupid animals.
"Your abuse reminds me so much of Il Palazo! If you just had the rope I think I'd demand you take me right now!"
And with that Excel had pounced on her unsuspecting new interest and forcibly stuck her tongue in his mouth.
Hiro had to admit, if he was going to be eaten. At least this way was the lesser of two evils.
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